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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:47 am |
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SynnerJoined: Mon May 15, 2006 6:41 pmPosts: 1290Location: St paddy`s secret stash |
i think it's about time i started this shit back up, i aint been around for a long time and i think with my return should come the jokes:
1st joke: monga (joke in itself)
now down to the real shit, i'll do 1 per day depending on the reactions, I don't give a fuck where you're from r what religion, if you don't like it, then don't read it.
2 irishmen are making letter bombs, Pat says 'do you think i've put too much explosives in this envelope?' 'dunno' says mick, 'open it and see' ' but it will explode!' says Pat. Mick says 'don't be fcuking stupid, it's not addressed to you!'
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:02 am |
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SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia |
Forum-Nazi'd to the fucking joke board.
Shayne
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:04 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Mon May 15, 2006 6:41 pmPosts: 1290Location: St paddy`s secret stash |
Wife comes home early and catches her husband having a wank in the kitchen. she rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life.
After it he asks 'we haven't had sex for 6 months and suddenly this! Why?'
she answers.. 'i just washed the floor this mornin. I'd rather brush my teeth than clean the fucking floor again'.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:27 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Tue May 24, 2005 4:25 pmPosts: 3922Location: MADCHESTER! |
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:36 am |
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SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia |
A bloke and his missus were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The bloke turned to his wife and said, "That's a load of crap".
"I bet you cant tell me anything that will make me both happy and sad at the same time". She thought about it for a bit and replied, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick!".
Shayne
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:12 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:05 pmPosts: 862 |
LMFAO fkn rolled!
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:58 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Tue May 24, 2005 4:25 pmPosts: 3922Location: MADCHESTER! |
I saw this guy in an Italian restaurant ordering pizza in fluent Italian. The waiter seemed to appreciate his willingness to accept their culture.
So, I tried the same thing in our local Chinese restaurant.
I squinted my eyes and shouted, "Harro! Spesha frah raice prease!" But instead of showing appreciation, they took the upturned prawn-cracker basket from my head and told me to get out.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:53 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia |
Harro! Chynee Wahhk! Tayk awda pree!
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:02 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Mon May 15, 2006 6:41 pmPosts: 1290Location: St paddy`s secret stash |
hahaha wicked
Irishman weighs 20 stone, so his doctor puts him on a diet. 'i want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this for 2 weeks, you should loose 5lbs. 'when paddy returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 4 stone. 'that's amazing the doc said'...
Paddy nodded 'I'll tell you be Jesus, i taut i was gonna drop dead by da 3rd day.' ' what from the hunger?' said the doc. 'no, from all the fuckin skippin!'
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 10:33 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Tue May 24, 2005 4:25 pmPosts: 3922Location: MADCHESTER! |
I went to a restaurant for dinner last night. It was a nice meal and so i decided to order a dessert.
So I asked the waiter how much the pie was.
"£3.14 sir," he replied.
"That's funny," I chuckled.
"What's that sir?" He asked.
"That Down's syndrome boy just tried to hug a heater and burnt himself."
We both had a good laugh.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:15 pm |
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SynnerJoined: Tue May 24, 2005 4:25 pmPosts: 3922Location: MADCHESTER! |
All I'm saying is that if it takes 368 American lives to kill one paki on a plane, that's a price I'm willing to pay.
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:44 am |
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SynnerJoined: Mon May 15, 2006 6:41 pmPosts: 1290Location: St paddy`s secret stash |
woman sees a sign in a pet shop window -FANNY LICKING FROGS £25
in she goes. 'id like to see the fanny licking frog'. the bloke behind the counter says BONJOUR
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Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:39 am |
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SynnerJoined: Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:36 pmPosts: 371 |
Dad cooks deer and doesn't tell the kids what it is. He only gives them one clue "it's what your mother calls me". the boy yells "don;t fucking eat it, it's a knob"
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