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SYN : Jokes  ~  New Orleans Crabs....

PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:17 pm
User avatarSynnerJoined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:11 amPosts: 1476Location: Vass, North Carolina
>           New Orleans Crabs...  
>
>
>           A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
> frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew member to take care of
> the box for him.  She took the box and promised to put it in the
> crew's refrigerator.
>
>           He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally
> responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned that he was a
> lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
> let them thaw out.
>
>           Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
>  
>
>           Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to
> announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the
> crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?"
>
>           Not one hand went up ...  so she took them home and ate
> them.
>
>
>           Two lessons here:  
>           1.  Men never learn.  
>           2.  Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.




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User avatarSynnerJoined: Tue May 16, 2006 3:33 pmPosts: 379Location: England, Southampton
i dont get it  :shock:



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:05 pm
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i dont get it  :shock:


cuz ur to young :P



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:06 pm
SynnerJoined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 11:52 amPosts: 2060Location: Oslo, Norway and Phoenix, Arizona
lol  ;D

and yeah markie, too young  :-*



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SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia
Avain-SYN- wrote:
i dont get it  :shock:

Google for Phthirus pubis Markie.

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Was a brunette in 1981 who passed those critters on me.I had a panic attack once I discovered them.To put it blunt I have ate pussy in the light before I fucked it in the dark ever since.I am either cautious or she has given me a phobia I will never get over as well.

My heart started beating faster as I read that joke.I`m getting outta here.lol



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ROTF.. nasty shit



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