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SYN : Jokes  ~  What is politics?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:31 pm
User avatarSynnerJoined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:11 amPosts: 1476Location: Vass, North Carolina
NOW... AIN'T IT THE TRUTH ??
>
>
>
>
> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
> Politics?'
>
> Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
>
>
> I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
>
> Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call
> her The Government.
>
> We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
> The People.
>
> The nanny, we will consider her The Working Class.
>
> And your baby brother, we will call him The Future.
>
> Now think about that and see if it makes sense.
>
> So the little boy Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad
> has said.
>
> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying,
> so he gets up to check on him.
> He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
>
> So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds
> his
> mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the
> nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in
> the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
>
> The next morning, the little boy say's to his father,
> 'Dad I think I understand the concept of politics
> now.'
>
> The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your
> own words what you think politics is all about.'
>
> The little boy replies,
> "The President is screwing the Working Class
> while the Government is sound asleep."
> "The People are being ignored
> and the Future is in deep shit."



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lmao i agree with that


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:29 am
User avatarKickedJoined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 9:26 pmPosts: 201Location: North Carolina
:shock: That's the very best explanation of the United States political system I've ever heard. USA ftw!!!



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:54 pm
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But things are changing.( ty 4 da pic Shayne :D  )
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PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:36 am
SynnerJoined: Sat May 30, 2009 9:47 pmPosts: 9
Lol I've heard that joke from a friend the other day
she gets jokes on internet.....I do sometimes too LOL


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