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SYN : Jokes  ~  motherfucking joke thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:45 pm
SynnerJoined: Mon May 15, 2006 6:41 pmPosts: 1290Location: St paddy`s secret stash
A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift.
The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob."

A small knob is implanted in the back of a woman's head and can
be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand
new facelift forever.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Fifteen years later, the woman went back to the surgeon with two
problems.

"All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had
to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results.
But now I've developed two annoying problems."

"First of all, I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the
knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."

She replied, "Oh . . . well, I guess that explains the goatee."



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:48 pm
SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia
lmao  :rotf:




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Absolutely perfect.

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