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SYN : Jokes  ~  Irish Viagra

PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:36 pm
User avatarSynnerJoined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:11 amPosts: 1476Location: Vass, North Carolina
>
> An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advise in
> reviving her husband's libido.  'What about trying Viagra?' asked the
> doctor.
> 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
>  'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
> It's when  you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste
> it.
> Give it a  try and  call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
> It wasn't a week  later when she called the doctor, who directly
> inquired as  to her progress.  The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
> bejaysus and begorrah!  T'was horrid!  Just terrible, doctor!' 'Really?
> What happened?' asked the doctor.
>  'Well, I did as you  advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
> effect  was  almost immediate. He  jumped straight up, with a twinkle in
> his eye and with  his pants a-bulging  fiercely! With one swoop of his
> arm, he sent me cups and  tablecloth flying,  ripped me clothes to tatters
> and took me then and there  passionately on the  tabletop! It was a
> nightmare,
> I tell you, an absolute  nightmare!'  'Why so terrible?' Asked the doctor,
> 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
>  'Twas the best sex  I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here,
> I'll  never be able to  show me face in Starbucks again!'
>
>



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