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SYN : Jokes ~ Never Lie to a Woman

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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:18 pm

SynnerJoined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:11 amPosts: 1476Location: Vass, North Carolina

Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up'
' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. '

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box ...' Never Lie To A Woman...!!!

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Orion-SYN-

Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:40 pm

SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia

Fucken smartarse :rotf:

Shayne

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Iapetus-SYN-

Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:26 am

SynnerJoined: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:05 pmPosts: 862

hahaha nice.

now that's ownage

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:10 pm

Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:30 amPosts: 214Location: Doesn't matter, you are still breathing, yes?

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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:25 pm

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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 4:44 am

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Lol

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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:37 am

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I think I'd cry.

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