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SYN : Jokes  ~  tax time

PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:06 am
User avatarSynnerJoined: Sun Jan 29, 2006 4:10 pmPosts: 283
A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and
> > Tells him that she needs help to file her taxes.
> >
> > The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a
> > Few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number,
> > etc.
> > And then asks, "What is your occupation?"
> >
> > "I'm a prostitute," she says.
> >
> > The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says,
> > "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
> >
> > The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
> > "No, that still won't work. Try again."
> >
> > They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a
> > Chicken farmer."
> >
> > The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with
> > Being a prostitute?"
> >
> > "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
> >
> > "Chicken Farmer it is. "



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:41 am
SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia
Copy/Pasta FAIL aside that was bloody awful Joanne.




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