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SYN : Jokes  ~  The Polite Way to Pee

PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:26 am
User avatarSynnerJoined: Tue Nov 02, 2004 12:11 amPosts: 1476Location: Vass, North Carolina
> >>
> >> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
> >> manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you
> >> were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you
> >> tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
> >>
> >> Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher
> >> responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.
> >>
> >> What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I
> >> am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
> >>
> >> 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
> >> bathroom at the dinner table.
> >>
> >> And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show
> >> us your good manners?'
> >>
> >> 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I
> >> have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
> >> introduce you to after dinner.'
> >>
> >> The teacher fainted...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:47 am
SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia
lmao  ;D





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