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SYN : Jokes  ~  Chicken... LMFAO

PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:11 am
User avatarJoined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:30 amPosts: 214Location: Doesn't matter, you are still breathing, yes?
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed Beside his sleeping wife,
and fell into a deep slumber.

*He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your
sleep, Ralph.' *

*Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live
for. Send me back!' *

*St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and
that is as a chicken.' *

*Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his
home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and
pecking the ground. *

*A rooster strolled past 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day
here?' *

*'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!' *

*'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before?' *

*'Never,' said Ralph. *
*'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big
deal.' *

*Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph
was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another
egg -- his joy was overwhelming. *

*As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his
head, and heard his wife shout..... *

*'Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're Shitting in the bed!'*


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:47 pm
User avatarSynnerJoined: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:35 pmPosts: 564Location: southampton, where me traker at?
ha now thats better  :)



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