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SYN • View topic - 10 reasons a handgun is better then a woman
 

 

 

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SYN : Jokes  ~  10 reasons a handgun is better then a woman

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:44 pm
SynnerJoined: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:07 pmPosts: 528Location: my computer desk
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .


You can buy a silencer for a handgun.



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Well there is a way you can silence a women  ;)



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stick your own silencer in ther mouth?



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