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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:46 pm
SynnerJoined: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:07 pmPosts: 528Location: my computer desk
A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.

March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 said "2 - 4 years"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.

May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.

June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain swamped because soft-top was open.

September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?

October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!

December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:30 pm
SynnerJoined: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:26 amPosts: 9851Location: Australia
Hadn't heard as couple of them.. that was fkn brill :rotf:





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PostPosted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:52 pm
SynnerJoined: Sat May 30, 2009 9:47 pmPosts: 9
:twisted: LOL my mates thought that was classic


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:19 pm
User avatarSynnerJoined: Tue May 16, 2006 3:33 pmPosts: 379Location: England, Southampton
HAHAHHAAH awesomeness ;D

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